Every press costs 1% more than the last one.
It never goes back down. Press it and the spotlight is yours.
The ledger
Questions people ask
+ Can I press this as a company?
Absolutely — the throne is the cheapest billboard with this much attention per dollar. Checkout takes your company details and VAT number, and you get a proper tax invoice. Your link's clicks are counted publicly, so the ROI math is right there on the ledger.
+ What am I actually buying?
The throne — your name, message, and link on this page until the next press — plus a permanent numbered line on the ledger and your own receipt page to share.
+ Is there a prize?
No. No jackpot, no payout, no raffle. The status is the product. That's the whole joke, and we take it very seriously.
+ What happens when someone presses after me?
You're dethroned. Your ledger entry stays forever, exactly as you left it. You can always take the throne back — it just costs more now.
+ Refunds?
No — you got the throne the second you paid, and delivery is instant and complete. If something actually went wrong, email us before calling your bank.