The rules

There is one button. This is how it works:

• Each press costs 1% more than the press before it. The price never goes down.
• The first press was free. Press #2 cost $1.00. The curve does the rest.
• Pressing puts you on the throne: your name, message, and link stay on the front page until somebody presses after you.
• Every press is recorded on the ledger. Forever.
• If two people pay at almost the same moment, presses land in the order the payments arrive. Whatever you paid is what the ledger says you paid.
• There is no jackpot, no prize, no payout. You are buying a moment of glory and a permanent line in history. Nothing else.
• You get one free edit of your throne content while you hold the throne. Once you're dethroned, your entry is frozen.
• Content that is hateful, illegal, deceptive, or harmful gets removed. The press stays on the ledger; the content doesn't. No refund.